Saturday, February 28, 2009


Mood: ?

I wanted to update my blog but Jin Cheng just called and he said he's gonna fetch me soon. So, yeah. I'll update later lah. Don't look forward to it. It's just a bunch of random shiets.

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Next American Idol.

Mood: Pleased

Is Adam Lambert. Is fucking Adam Lambert. His voice is friggin' outstanding, it sent shivers down my spine.

<3 He did awesome.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thanks A Lot, James.

Mood: Pessimistic

James just sent me an sms a few minutes ago.

I found my memory card..haha

I can't believe I wasted a month plus frantically searching my house for his memory card when it was with him all along. And I almost bought him a new memory card.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Of Potters (Not Really) and Cullens.

Mood: Ninja

When I first heard reviews from friends about the novel Twilight, I couldn't wait to get my hands on it. Yet, when I started reading the first ten pages of the book, nothing hit me. No ultra-quick-heartbeats, like when I was reading Harry Potter. No super-fast-flipping-of-pages, like when I was reading Harry Potter. No intention of getting the hardcover version, just because, like when I was reading Harry Potter. Forget the first ten pages of Twilight, make it the whole novel. I was not exactly bored to tears, but I was not impressed much by the teenage romance seeping out of Twilight, the novel.

And there were rumours going round that this author, Stephenie Meyer might be richer than J.K. Rowling thanks to her books. But even after reading reviews on the World Wide Web and in newspapers, commenting on how good her books were, I doubted she would be able to knock out J.K. Rowling from her reigning position.

Which is so darn true.

After reading the first book, I was not left, how should I put this, 'thirsty for more' of Meyer's books. I was left pondering on whether or not I should continue with the Saga, New Moon. After much consideration, I decided to read it. Firstly, because I already bought the book. And secondly, because I had nothing better to do. So I read it.

And I loved it.

Because Jacob Black captured my heart in such a serene way, he made Edward Cullen look like a total jock. Yes, I was attracted to Edward Cullen (not Robert Pattinson, ew) during my days reading Twilight. But New Moon focused more on Jacob because of Edward's abscence. Heck, why am I even mentioning this? I know the all of you have alredy read the book, probably more than once. Thus, my feelings towards Jacob grew and it has not faded since. Just like my love for Fernando Torres, my soon-to-be-three-year boyfriend.

The same goes to Eclipse. I was addicted to Jacob Black, which meant that I had to have my daily dose of Eclipse. I would get really fed up when Edward pops up in the book. Potong stim saja. However, the more I saw things through Bella's eyes, the more frustrated I got with her and her imbecile-like mind. Couldn't she see that Jacob was perfect for her? He was the real angel in human form. Not that bloodsucker. Don't murder me, Cullen lovers. I just have the hots for Jacob and not Edward.

Now I am currently reading Breaking Dawn, the few chapters where situations are seen through Jacob's point-of-view. I am enjoying it thoroughly because Bella is head-over-heels for Edward and I'm not, so I do not enjoy much of Bella's sob story about Edward. Actually, I would be really happy if Bella chooses Jacob instead of Edward. I'd rather he be Bella's property since I'm seeing things through Bella's eyes. I'm happy with my Torres.

I'm not like Mirshal, so greedy go and marry ten celebrities then tak pasal-pasal all lesap already (:

Ew, Robert Pattinson.

Hubba hubba! I'd do Taylor Lautner any night <3

Kind of hard to believe he's a year younger than me. Tanned skin, muscular body. Similar to how the author describes Jacob Black in her novels. Werewolves are so much more cooler than vampires. Being able to phase into wolves whenever they feel like it. I have always preferred tanned brown over pale white.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Happy 19th Birthday JoJo!

Mood: Excited

12 AM sharp! Thanks for inviting me over to your house last Saturday night. Even though I only talked to four people out of the twenty you invited, at least I knew all of them. I know you feel guilty because I 'looked' bored that night but seriously, I wasn't. I was enjoying your company. Not forgetting Wei Jeng, Mervin and Bryan.

Happy Birthday Jowen !

Omg you still have this picture in your Friendster account! Kinda crappy editing by me but hey, it was three years ago (:

And this one! I made it for you too. Can't believe you uploaded it into your Friendster account and credited me for it. Thanks!

Hope you like the present I got for you D:

Sunday, February 22, 2009


Mood: Annoyed

My nephew was, yes, was pissed at me. But I still feel guilty. I should have known better than to let words slip out of my mouth (in my case, words typed out by my thumbs) before filtering them

I'm Sorry.

Tagged by Pav.

Rules: Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Denise

2. A four Letter Word: Dumb

3. A boy's Name: Damian

4. A girl's Name: Damiana (LOL)

5. An occupation: Dentist (WTF)

6. A colour: Dark blue?

7. Something you'll wear: Dress

9. A food: Doughnut

10. Something found in the bathroom: Deodorant

11. A place: Denmark

12. A reason for being late: Dinner ?

13. Something you'd shout: Dumbfuck

14. A movie title: Daddy Day Care

15. Something you drink: Daiquiri

16. A musical group: Disturbed

17. An animal: Dog

18. A street name: Duta. Jalan Duta somewhere in Sungai Buloh.

19. A type of car: Daihatsu.

20. The title of a song: D-Technolife by UVERWORLD

I tag:

Hui Xian
Yi Zhong
Zheng Guan (I bet you'll have a hard time answering the questions. Heh.)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Scared Outta My Pants.

Mood: Peeved

I can't eat properly. I feel like some sick person who can't chew her food. And it sucks. Audrey assured me that the pain will only last for about three days. I hope I can cope with three days of pain and agony (okay, I'm exaggerating about the agony part).


Audrey and I worked overtime tonight and we're lucky the last patient finished treatment at 9.30 PM. When I was sweeping the floor around the waiting area however, I saw a Malay lady around her early twenties walk in and head towards the counter. She was wearing a headscarf and had a blue top on. She didn't ring the bell before she entered so I assumed that Audrey saw her standing at the door and opened it for her. So I ignored her and continued sweeping the floor while watching American Idol. After I was done, I turned around and realised the girl wasn't sitting anywhere in the waiting room nor was any doctor attending to her. I assumed she went home. Later when Dr Cheong's last patient exited his room, I walked in to take the chit. Audrey followed me. When we were in Dr Cheong's room, I asked Audrey who the Malay girl was, and she responded with a confused look on her face. I explained to her that I saw this average-in-height, slim girl walk in and proceed to the counter.

Then I realised something, she didn't talk to Audrey. She was just standing there, and that was when I turned my attention back to sweeping the floor and American Idol. I think i scared Audrey, like, for real. I scared myself too. Was it just some hallucination or was it just something I shouldn't have seen?


Tuesday, February 17, 2009


Mood: Okay

And so I've got my braces fitted on.

Guess what colour it is (:

Monday, February 16, 2009

Fucking Disgrace.


After watching this video, I have learnt how to appreciate the Chinese community in Malaysia.

PS: This video features a lady's reaction after she missed her flight in HKIA (Hong Kong International Airport).

Racist Comment?

Mood: Jedi

Miley Cyrus is getting sued for mocking the Asians.

In your face MC.

MC as in Miley Cyrus, not Mun Choong.

But anyway Mc (Mun Choong) , please don't tell me you're still in love with MC after she insulted us Asians.

Denise Is Sexy !

Mood: Intimidated

Nama saja sexy tapi muka and badan Denise takleh blah.

Form Six It Is!

Mood: Inspired

This morning my mum rapped on my room door like a hundred times even after I was awake.

When I opened it, she told me that I will be going to Form Six.

I have no objections whatsoever.

Which means I will stop working in March.

And I will get to go for my driving classes earlier.

But I won't have anymore income.

So it sucks.

Whatever, I am still getting my tattoo and it's final.

PS: I complained to Zk that I was hungry while I was working. He told me to eat Colgate and drink Listerine. He wants me to die ):

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Guess What ?

Mood : Indescribable

To answer my title, I will continue working until May .

This is because my mum wants me to apply for the later college intakes . June or July or whenever lah.

This means that I will be getting more money.

However, this also means that I'll be busy working for the next three months or so.

It also means that I will be delaying my attempt to obtain my car license.

I don't know if I should feel happy or sad right now.

Hence, my mood.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Kamanewara Koh .

Mood : Groggy

Fat pig Bryant came all the way from Cheras to Kota Kemuning just to see me . I thought he was fucking kidding . Babi come all the way to my house thought maybe he will take angpau , instead come take picture only . Haha !

Credits to Bryant's friend for the headlights (:

Macha , kita depan rumah saya .

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Tagged by Nisha .

Mood : Gloomy

Directions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment ("You're tagged!"), and to read your blog, you can't tag a person who tagged you. Since you can't tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.


1. I look like a Malay.
2. I don't take things personally.
3. I tend to procrastinate.
4. I want to get a pet terrapin.
5. I love Dir en grey (who the fuck does not know this?).
6. I have not obtained my driving license yet.
7. I am not dependant on people.
8. I used to bite my fingernails.
9. Fernando Torres is my lover and will continue being my lover for the rest of my life.
10. I only trust one person with my life.
11. I have limited goals in life.
12. I am not looking forward to life after the age of 21.
13. Kay poh aunties are the worst creation ever made by God (if there is one).
14. Many have taken advantage of my trust towards them and they deserved to be punished.
15. After watching Bride Wars just now I can't wait to get married.
16. And this concludes the tag, good night.

I'm tagging:
Bryant; because he will definitely do my tag
Hannah Nasir; because I wanna know more about the Emo Queen
Marcus; because he's my BFF
Mirshal; because we have not been communicating much over the years
Nancy; because I miss her

Saturday, February 7, 2009

LoyalPlayboy .

Mood : Giddy

A few days before Chinese New Year , there was this patient who goes by the name Gabriel Lai who decided to drop by the clinic to get a pair of new retainers because he lost his old pair . According to his record , he had his braces removed in 2007 , which meant that we (Audrey and I) were going to have to dig through all the old orthodontic models packed in tons of old and dusty boxes which I could easily fit into if I were stuffed into the box while in the foetal position . The few days before Chinese New Year were quiet , which meant that we had nothing to do . So , looking for two orthodontic models with the name Gabriel Lai on them would mean no harm .

After recieving orders from Dr Khor , Audrey and I put on our surgical masks and headed off to work . We searched for approximately three hours looking for Gabriel Lai's models . We almost gave up when we went through two huge boxes of crown and bridge models . Even when one of the nurses told me that there were another two more boxes in the laboratory , I was partially covered in dust and was already giving up . But I decided to give it a try anyway . Thus , Audrey and I went through the models in those boxes and I was already about to leave Audrey to search for it herself because all the models in the boxes were crowns and bridges , up until I saw Safia Amira's model . Safia Amira happens to be a friend of mine who used to wear braces .

The next thing I knew , Gabriel Lai's model was in my palm and it kind of took me some time (around 2 seconds) to realise that I already found it . The way I reacted to my success was somewhat similar to this video .

Yes , Cheers . 30 seconds later , Audrey found Gabriel Lai's second model and we rejoiced ! We were jumping for joy . Seriously, like little five year olds running around the clinic waiting to be scolded by out parents . But I don't think doctor heard us stomping around . Even if he did , I don't think he even cared . And so , the both of us , proud as we were , proceeded to Dr Khor's private room and knocked on his door , overexcited at the fact that we found the models without the help of anyone else (especially the nurses) and could not wait to break the good news to him . After rapping on his door , we waited . And waited . And waited . But to no avail , the door did not open for the happy lil' things . Hell , we waited a freakin' ten minutes . Then one of the nurses told us that Dr Khor was in Dr Jenny's treatment room reading the newspaper . Boy were we fucked . Standing outside his room for 10 freaking minutes wondering out loud to each other whether or not he heard us knock .

So Audrey called up Gabriel to tell him that his retainers were ready and he could come and collect them soon . He arrived shortly after she left for home and I could not recognise him because he got his hair cut . I asked him if he was the guy on YouTube but he didn't want to admit that he was . FINE . I know Gabriel Lai (I don't wanna reveal his full name) is LoyalPlayboy from YouTube , fullstop . I'm not some insane stalker lah okay but I went to his blog (which is linked to his YouTube profile) and read his post admitting that he was recognised by a 'girl' in public . The girl is me of course .

I don't wanna post his video up here just in case I get sued or something . Hey , I have to respect his privacy anyway . The stupid things he does on YouTube . Heck , it's no wonder he didn't admit he was LoyalPlayboy .

PS: I'm sorry for going through your personal information LoyalPlayboy but I live two minutes away from you and surprisingly you know it (I read your comment on your blog) .

PPS: I doubt you even know about my blog (:

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Don't Fall For Him .

Mood : Frustrated

Why are you falling for him ? Of all people ! Being in a relationship with him once was enough . And after what you did to him four years ago , don't you feel any shame ? Do you remember how his attitude was like back then ? Yes , he has changed . He was not as arrogant as he was four years ago , and boy has he become so much more hotter . Drool . Drool all you want but one thing's for sure , he will not belong to you . Get that statement drilled into that thick skull of yours and don't be ignorant about it . Just because he has been (acting) concerned about you lately doesn't mean anything . Heck , anyone can be concerned about you most of then time and you probably won't even realise it ! Don't . Don't fall for him again because he does not feel attracted to you in any way . I am very much sure about that . Don't worry about him reading this post , I know he does not read blogs , I am confident . I've known him for five years . Trust me on this . Your secret's safe with me .

Don't fucking fall for him .